I have been informed of a tagging.

Tagged. Me. Are we in such a poor state of affairs that a upstanding blogger like myself could be tagged without so much as a second thought? Is true.

1.) WHAT ARE YOU WEARING ? Brooks Brothers 3pc. pinstripe with a white spandex bodysuit underneath. You know, just in case.

2.) WHAT IS ONE THING THAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU THE MOST ? Why did he say that?

3.) WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOMEONE SAY ABOUT YOU ? Please Sir, may I have another?

4.) WHAT PERFUME OR COLOGNE DO YOU WEAR ? I brew my own cologne from pure distilled rainwater and ambergris.

5.) VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE ? Chocolate if it comes in a bar, Vanilla if it comes in a tub.

6.) PLAYBOY OR MAXIM ? There are those who would find these choices limited. I have the internet.

7.) WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE WITH ON THE PHONE ? Riot Kitty

8.) WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR A RINGTONE ? Rrrringgg......Rrringgg.... and so on.

9.) WHAT MOUNTAIN DO YOU WANT TO TRAVEL TO MOST ? The Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

10.) IF YOU ARE A MAN... ARE YOU A LEG MAN OR AN ASS MAN ? Both. Sooner would be better than later.

12.) DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOING DUTCH ON A FIRST DATE ? I prefer that she pay.

13.) WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR DATE FROM THE INTERNET SHOWED UP AND LOOKED 10 YEARS OLDER AND AT LEAST 30 LBS HEAVIER THAN IN THE PICTURE ? Depends on the picture that I forst say. It could be good, it could be bad.

14.) MEN.... WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WOKE UP AND DISCOVERED YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S BODY? I have one, right next to me. (in a non-creepy way...Sheesh, you people!)