Had you shown up wearing an outfit like that on our first date...no, I would not have married you!PS My word verification is "twistos," which is probably what those shorts would do to you.
Squirrels, sir. Where are the squirrels? There ought to be squirrels. Quick, send in the squirrels.Well, maybe next year.
Some people are simply too creative for their own good.This is not one of them, but those people are out there.