And a few random movie quotes:
A man is defined by his actions, not his memories
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The central message of Buddhism is not: "Every man for himself."
No, it's pronounced: Fronkensteen.
The suspense is terrible . . . I hope it'll last.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here.
Fill your hands.
Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.