Thursday, May 6, 2010

Inadequate Pudding

The pudding was insufficient. Through no fault of its own, the pudding cannot perform the function required of it. Perhaps in other circumstances the pudding could have excelled, but it has failed the only opportunity it was given.

Go now, Egg, and sit on your hill of beans and think about the suffering you have caused. And wipe that stupid grin off of your face!


  1. I wept, I sighed, I had to read it again. The egg, played by Christian Bale, is a complex study in sabotage, while the pudding seems to be an everyman of useless goo. See it with someone you don't trust. A towering masterpiece!

    (The Keokuk Morning Bugle)