Madame-
Your conduct astounds me as much as it grieves me. Not content with breaking my heart with your disdain, you have the indelicacy to retain a tooth-brush that my means do not allow me to replace, my estate being encumbered with mortgages.
Farewell, very beautiful and most ungrateful friend. May we meet again in a better world.
-Charles Edward
Screw you and your toothbrush. You were a lousy fuck anyhow.
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^^The person who commented above me is rough and vulgar. I would not wonder, sir, if you are unable to sleep, knowing your toothbrush is in the hands of such a creature. She used the F word. I cannot bear it. I need my vapors.
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